30 Funny Things to Ask Siri

We’ve all been there, right?
You’re sitting at home, maybe bored, and you want to have a little fun. What do you do? You turn to the trusty voice assistant—Siri! Sure, Siri might know the weather or how to get to the nearest pizza place, but what happens when you ask Siri something a little more… out there?

Siri is like that mysterious, slightly sarcastic friend who always has an answer, whether you like it or not. Want to ask her something that’s guaranteed to make you laugh or give you an eyebrow raise? You’re in the right place!

Before you dive in and get Siri to respond to all the quirky, out-of-the-box questions you can think of, let me just say: don’t take it too seriously. Siri’s got a lot of personality—sometimes it’s dry, sometimes it’s sassy, and sometimes, well, it’s just plain hilarious.

Here’s a list of 30 funny things to ask Siri. Get ready for some answers that’ll make you wonder if your phone’s secretly plotting against you!

• 1️⃣ What’s the meaning of life?
• 2️⃣ Do you love me?
• 3️⃣ Can you rap?
• 4️⃣ What do you think of Android?
• 5️⃣ Can you tell me a joke?
• 6️⃣ What’s your favorite color?
• 7️⃣ Do you believe in aliens?
• 8️⃣ Siri, what’s zero divided by zero?
• 9️⃣ Are you secretly planning to take over the world?
• 🔟 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
• 1️⃣1️⃣ Can you sing?
• 1️⃣2️⃣ Tell me a secret.
• 1️⃣3️⃣ What’s your favorite movie?
• 1️⃣4️⃣ What’s the best way to get rid of a headache?
• 1️⃣5️⃣ Who’s your daddy?
• 1️⃣6️⃣ Can you beatbox?
• 1️⃣7️⃣ Do you have a boyfriend?
• 1️⃣8️⃣ Where do you go when you’re off?
• 1️⃣9️⃣ Can you solve world hunger?
• 2️⃣0️⃣ What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
• 2️⃣1️⃣ Tell me a riddle.
• 2️⃣2️⃣ How old are you?
• 2️⃣3️⃣ What’s the weather like on Mars?
• 2️⃣4️⃣ Do you have a sense of humor?
• 2️⃣5️⃣ What happens if I say, “I’m feeling lucky”?
• 2️⃣6️⃣ Can you make a pun?
• 2️⃣7️⃣ Do you know Siri, the real Siri?
• 2️⃣8️⃣ What happens if I say “hey Siri” 100 times?
• 2️⃣9️⃣ How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
• 3️⃣0️⃣ What’s the best pizza topping?

Now that you’ve got a list of 30 funny things to ask Siri, what are you waiting for?
Try a few, and prepare yourself for some answers you didn’t expect! Siri might be a voice on your phone, but she’s definitely got more sass than your typical AI. Whether you’re bored, need a laugh, or just want to see what kind of weird responses she’ll throw your way, these questions are guaranteed to keep things interesting.

So, go ahead—ask away. After all, Siri’s there to help you with anything. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing at answers you didn’t know were possible. Who knew Siri had such a silly side?